Warehouse guy: You shouldn't have turned the lights on, it was nice with just the skylights.
Me: Yeah, but the sun's going down soon. It'll be too dark to work.
WG: Who cares? When the sun goes down, we go down!
Me: Is that why you're quitting?
Grad student. Knitter. Snowboard instructor. Former archaeologist. Human skeletal biology afficionado. International corporate disaster survivor. Incomplete sentence typer. Beer snob.