Take a look around you. Apart from your computer and its peripherals, and your computer desk/table/milk crate and chair, what, in order of their physical closeness, are the five things nearest to you right now?
1. Empty beer bottle
2. File cabinet
3. Two 200-CD CD cases, from back in the day, before downloading
4. Student-style futon couch
5. Bookcase & ornate craft-supply shelving system
Consider yourself tagged. I hope your stuff's cooler.